Keeping up with the Johnsons is a short piece of prose by Arthur Missa, from his recently published book Formenverfuger/Formenverfueger (Pieces of Prose).
We now have an English version of the text which is available in PDF format here
Email firstname.lastname@example.org for more details or to buy the book. (152 pages, 9.90 Euro/ 8 GBP. Author's edition.)